Belligerence and Basketball

Wow what a Saturday of fun in Columbus. Who knew being dropped off at noon and then walking home to your friends house at 1:45 in the morning is a bad idea. Yes even at age 29 and closer to 30 I can still do that. We started off a great day with 6 PBR's of fun. By the way the greatest beer and everyone should drink it all the time. So we get there and you know when you start to drink you need food. Half off appetizers are great. We are at Average Joe's for a good 8.5 hours and there is about 15 of us at the bar. Everyone is drinking eating and spending money. Now during this time I feel that is is great time to call my grandmother. I am not really drunk right now just pretty happy. We are talking Kentucky and she totally gets me jacked for the game at 8:10. Also I have talked to my dad as well just about life and stuff. It is now game time and I am focused full beer and the Cats are on. Then an argument ensues with the owner I believe but it works out in our favor thankfully. Now obviously all of us are pretty toasty right now at 830 and then next think you know there is another rucus going on at our table this really big scary dude who would have murdered us. His fists of fire and toughness would have seriously hurt us. Seriously hurt us. I realize that our friend. No names said "hey douche". This ensued the riot. the big freaky dude is now in a corner and we decide to skip out of the bar b/c again the big dude and his big friends would hurt us. Plus I am now missing the UK game. GET ME TO THE BAR. So we get in the car and we cant find a girl that is with us. Great. Nor can I hear the game I made the driver put on so a little angry now. Finally we get to the next bar around 845 or 9ish. I get my seat and of course another beer and am in front of a big screen projection TV and I am not moving. I am dring and plan on getting drunk. UK is now dominating Wake Forest and I am stoked. So I call grandma again and she has her stat sheet and is so excited. I come back in and watch another game b/c they took the UK game off of TV and put a better game on. This ensues while I am talking with a couple buddies and my one friends girlfriend. We turn around and there is her boyfriend talking to his new girlfriend that is like 55 years old with a leather hat on and is taking shots with her. It is hysterical. Then comes the beat down of a lifetime. Our friend comes over and asks me to play pool with him b/c he wants to play. Now I have to say we are both pretty decent players. He breaks knocks one in and then misses. The other dude shoots and makes one in. Then its my turn. I have probably had about 15-20 beers and not much food but feeling good. I destroy this dude and his wife and make the rest of the solids and the 8 and we win. I put the stick down and got back to drinking. And watching basketball. Now at this point in the night the bar called the OC is getting ghetto but we decide to stick it out awhile longer. More drinks more drinks and more drinks. people doing shots and its getting out of control. then I get a hug from a friend of ours and I think whats going on. He is like I am leaving (again no names). You know who you are for leaving early. So I think its around 12 or 1230 thirty now. Time is not important. We decide to leave this bar because the rap music is going on and its time to get closer to home for the walk. Surprisingly I look next to me and the little fella is still out. You know who you are. Very surprised. We arrive at Gatsby's and its a pretty cool bar. More beers right away. Things are pretty hazy around this time. So we hit the patio b/c its packed and one girl is sleeping on her fiance's shoulder the whole night and people are eating. I am thinking we are not going to be here that long. WRONG. Beers are tasting good and the band is going great. So we go inside and it turns into dance party. A couple of the girls are dancing its great whatever. Lets keep it going. I have to use the restroom and when I am washing my hands I pulled the towel machine of the wall. I am sorry gatsbys. I put it back up but i guess it fell again. Then I get another tap on the shoulder and a hug and its the lady and her husband who I beat down in pool. So I try and tell them I am not that good and stuff but I know I am far superior than them. Leave them and go outside and its smoking central. Start dancing outside by myself becuase I am a moron. Go back in and he has gotten a table. SWEET. Sit down get up get beer. Crazy, dancing getting out of control. Jello Shot with friend. Ah hell. She is still sleeping on her fiance's shoulder such a trooper. More dancing more drinking. Ah crap I am freaking drunk. Sit outside smoke. realize its only two of us left. we are still drinking no more music just laughs and then a birthday girl walks by and we totally get birthday cake. Sweet. I am happy. time to walk home and we start and I realize I have to pee. Just did it right next to the tree. A cop drives by and nothing happens. We must be walking straight. We get back to my buddies and wake up his girlfriend and we apologize I have no clue what we talked about. I went to sleep with horrible gas and when I wake up at 815 in the morning it stinks so bad. I open the windows and turn on the fan and talk to friend and girlfriend. I realize to drive home at 9 in the morning. Make it to the last rest area and decide I dont have to go. 200 yards past it I am about to vomit again on 71. I pull over and take my sweatshirt off b/c I am sweaty. It passes but then I realize I have the beer shits. Its 95 the remaining way. Get home and its me vs the toilet. I win. I sleep eat wings drink beer and smoke cigs on Sunday. In regards to basketball on Saturday I dont remember much. Pretty much this article should have been named just Belligerence. Have a great day everyone.